Four of my buddies and I got together for a BBQ over the weekend. That’s four guys and no girls, not what we had hoped for. After three hours of drinking, smoking and bitching about there being no pussy at our BBQ, I had an idea. What if we placed a Craigslist Ad as a porn company looking for amateur girls?
Lola: Broke On Spring Break
Lola is a hot nineteen year old slut who spent all her money on partying. She needs to make some money to pay for beer and gas to get home. This broke whore earns her money as she sucks dick and gets her tight little pussy fucked.
Nicole: Blowjob Dinner
Nicole came home from a long day at work only to find her husband Rocky watching TV and nothing done around the house. When she confronts him about it he says he’s “Sorry.” “That’s your problem!” she yells, “You ARE sorry. You can’t keep chores done and me satisfied,” she tells him. Nicole tells her husband that she’s going to show him just how sorry he is. She’s going to blow all the neighbor guys for her dinner. When she’s done, Nicole tells her worthless husband to lick all the cum off her face. What do you think of that, Rocky?