MONSTERS STALK ON THE BOARDWALK!Life`s a bitch, then you marry one. What a depressing, but true, cliche for you corny white muthaf*ckas. But how `bout this one? Life`s a beach, then you carry one … two … or three … or four … or five … off the beach and far away and out of sight of any witnesses and made into a dirty sex slave who must serve two or three ugly, big-dicked, evil, and perverted monster niggers!